shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

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8:00 pm  •  12 May 2012  •  24,129 notes

quicksummary:

literally
whatareyouevensaying
(because i
have no fucking
idea)

where did this parenthesis) come from

&why is it

There

7:07 pm  •  11 May 2012  •  2,369 notes

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6:14 pm  •  6 May 2012  •  30,734 notes

“

Let’s examine this:

Miss is a word for a woman that has not been married.

Mrs. is an abbreviation of the word Mistress, used as a title for a woman that is married or widowed.

Ms. is a title used for a woman whose marital status is unknown or irrelevant (as in business).

The letters Ms. are not an abbreviation of a word, they are an amalgamation drawn from the letters of Miss and Mrs.

On the other hand, a man is just a mister (Mr.)

You see men don’t have to determine their sexual availability like women.

”

— Laila Alsabahi (via boldnative)

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7:29 pm  •  1 May 2012  •  8,634 notes

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9:25 pm  •  30 April 2012  •  53,246 notes

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9:11 pm  •  30 April 2012  •  36,967 notes

“Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.”

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12:31 pm  •  30 April 2012  •  34,275 notes

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6:59 pm  •  22 April 2012  •  37,873 notes

1:19 am  •  22 April 2012  •  24,833 notes

“i remember the first time you reblogged me. the first time you liked one of my text posts. and that time i defended you from that mean anon. we went through a rough patch and unfollowed each other, but we worked it out. and now i’m at your wedding. so this is for you, klainefan10902 and whitetrashcuntpunter, i wish you a long happy marriage”

— what wedding speeches will be like in the future (via yourewhalecome)

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4:33 pm  •  21 April 2012  •  941 notes